Everything Wrong With The Golden Compass In 14 Minutes Or Less

dumplingshakes22
dumplingshakes22

I liked this movie haha

3 giorni fa
Scrumpton Mc.Laddy
Scrumpton Mc.Laddy

*Who else here thinks Daemons are just stands expect it's gone full animal*

3 giorni fa
Mashwiyat Rahman
Mashwiyat Rahman

This movie did negative justice to the book. In fact, they violated it in my opinion

3 giorni fa
boop the snoot
boop the snoot

yes, to be fair the CGI animals do look pretty good.

4 giorni fa
Ryan O'Neill
Ryan O'Neill

About dæmons shapshifting, notice how Pantalaimon can shapeshift almost freely with the only limit being Lyra’s imagination. A daemon loses this ability as their master matures, which is pretty much saying that adults are unimaginative. Not true, but they also shift into a form that best suits their master’s lifestyle and personality.

4 giorni fa
Benjamin Mark
Benjamin Mark

Next bond film bond and the leopards

5 giorni fa
Jacinda wolfy
Jacinda wolfy

*gasp* u didnt there is thothing wrong with this movie *watches video* I stand correct this movie is just......a movie Lol the cringe is real

5 giorni fa
Kenzzed
Kenzzed

I loved this movie and I was so sad when there were no sequels

5 giorni fa
Phillip Holmes
Phillip Holmes

Give some credit to the bloody lore before you butcher the film. The books were brought out several years ago and a lot of us anticipated the first film with glee and an actual understanding of what the fuck the into and peculiar aspects of the film actually mean. No disrespect intended but, do your research and appreciate the lore before to try to demolish a thing. I can appreciate hating on a thing that disassociates with the lore but the film makers genuinely tried making this a film for the hardcore fans as well as trying to appeal for a younger audience who don't know shit, as the books were aimed at teens afterall.

5 giorni fa
Faith Sizemore
Faith Sizemore

This was one of my favorite movie as a kid. *demons are the physical manifestations of a persons soul. ** this movie did fuck all for the actual book series which explains most of all this and is better. *** Yeah I’m gonna be that person. **** Also I fucking swear I remember their being a different ending where she goes to another world or some shit. Did I dream up an alternative ending. Wtf.

6 giorni fa
BaronSengir1008
BaronSengir1008

To be fair, the first book doesn't answer much either... Daemons are part of the humans' souls and take form depending upon their personality once they reach puberty... For example, all servants are dogs because dogs are known for loyalty...

7 giorni fa
Dana Chaya
Dana Chaya

when you can no longer watch a movie, tv show, or music video without hearing cinema sins in your head.... even if they haven't sinned that particular movie, tv show or music video lol. on another note, PLEASE SIN THE MOVIE "ONE FOR THE MONEY" AND THE FIRST EPISODE OF TEEN WOLF!!!

8 giorni fa
Crabby
Crabby

Could the narration BE more mind numbing?

8 giorni fa
Doololly2001
Doololly2001

The books were really good. If you really wanna know the answers to all the questions of what are daemons and what is dust and stuff, read the books. it's so fascinating and well-written. i highly recommend

9 giorni fa
GamerB0y13
GamerB0y13

I remember this movie. But does anyone remember the game?

9 giorni fa
Feno 3000
Feno 3000

Am I crazy for wanting to see the movies Cinemasins has made mockingly up MORE than this one? :D

9 giorni fa
Shining Me Precious Soul of Mine
Shining Me Precious Soul of Mine

All I remembered about this movie is my grandma didn’t let me watch it because it was somehow anti-Christian

9 giorni fa
Rais
Rais

In dire need of the sequel

10 giorni fa
Just Some Girl
Just Some Girl

Could you do the Darkest Minds?

10 giorni fa
Ao Tora
Ao Tora

Just imagine if you will... having a shark or a whale as a demon- now that would be impressive and weird.

10 giorni fa
David Heald
David Heald

Do Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory next, while you're still on book adaptations.

10 giorni fa
Robo Dragon
Robo Dragon

INCONCEIVABLE

11 giorni fa
E O
E O

*sees title* You fucker

12 giorni fa
E O
E O

Wait wait cinema-what-now? tigga, my tigga

12 giorni fa
Blobbert Mcblob
Blobbert Mcblob

This movie was decent....I think it was supposed to have gotten a sequel it never got.

12 giorni fa
Net_Spider
Net_Spider

"Wheres the freakin milk!" Been there with roommates....

13 giorni fa
TheSpacecraftX
TheSpacecraftX

British schools don't have hall passes.

14 giorni fa
Crystal Noe
Crystal Noe

Was so disappointed that all cinemasins could do was compare it to Harry Potter and pirate of the Caribbean when the book came out in 95 before all that other stuff. There were so many other sins to point out.

15 giorni fa
Caleb does stuff
Caleb does stuff

Where’s the milk where’s the freaking milk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

15 giorni fa
This adventurous world of mine
This adventurous world of mine

Aaaaaaaand nobody knows how it's going to be continued, atleast in the trilogy which will never happen.

15 giorni fa
RhysHunterElkin
RhysHunterElkin

When I first saw this movie I really enjoyed it and was super disappointed that it didn't get a sequel. Then a few years later I got ahold of the books and realized exactly why the movie failed so hard and am very glad it didn't get any sequels. They should have gone full LotR on His Dark Materials (GC trilogy) and given us three 2h30m films to better adapt everything that happened in the books. I would love to see a proper adaptation of this, The Subtle Knife and The Amber Spyglass.

16 giorni fa
Nightfury
Nightfury

"I am Sinfrista Cinematigga, Clan-king of go f*ck yourself" I'm dying

16 giorni fa
CogitoErgoCogitoSum
CogitoErgoCogitoSum

There was a dumb movie a few decades ago where people went to war over something they called "spice".

16 giorni fa
Joel M
Joel M

5:18 Is pure gold

16 giorni fa
Chance Stevenson
Chance Stevenson

This movie feels like a fever dream

16 giorni fa
Zometh
Zometh

I read the first book and absolutely hated it. Can't really remember why, though. But the feeling was really strong (and I've never been one to hate books easily) so maybe it simply wasn't my cup of tea. This movie seems quite aesthetic but bad at the same time.

16 giorni fa
Niff
Niff

Haven't seen the movie and after watching this video I will never see.

17 giorni fa
hblaub
hblaub

Dust? What do you know about DUST?! - It's the infamous map in Counterstrike, man ;-)

17 giorni fa
Lodogg 3323
Lodogg 3323

Captain Janeway is a homicidal maniac... ding. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

17 giorni fa
Suncana Oresic
Suncana Oresic

Damn Daniel

17 giorni fa
MrVercettti89
MrVercettti89

This an amazing Film, Shows eveil religion can be, The Alternate steampunk victorian london, , it a fantasitic, Sci i fantasy epic, it an awful shame it didnt get the two sequels , and also Nice shout out to Star Trek Voyager there,us Yoyager fans appreciate it

17 giorni fa
Kathrin Janeway
Kathrin Janeway

I feel a little bit attacked and for the record going around the Borg space would have taken decades.

17 giorni fa
Aza29
Aza29

but the book was written before harry potter books were written

18 giorni fa
Aza29
Aza29

tbh i remember when i was super young, and my grandma bought this movie, and i couldnt stop watching it. although i didnt understand it, i thought the animals were cute and it was amazing in general for me. i watched this one netflix like 5 minutes ago, and its cool how everything makes sense now. idk why but this movie has a special place in my heart.

18 giorni fa
Dexter
Dexter

When people are born...how to demons come about

18 giorni fa
Bubbling Waffle
Bubbling Waffle

This is a good example of books that shouldn't be turned into movies. This saga of books truly is amazing, but it is all about questioning the world around, philosophy, what the characters think and feel, these aren't things that you can easily convey in a movie. I don't understand why they tried to turn them into movies... Because it was the time when fantasy movies were popular ? Probably, but I'm sure there are lots of other books to adapt.

18 giorni fa
GeoGal TwoThousandFive
GeoGal TwoThousandFive

I've never seen the movie, but I can tell that it sucks. Books for life!!

18 giorni fa
Tejas Jayprakash
Tejas Jayprakash

I was here at 7 views!

18 giorni fa
Samantha Dragoness
Samantha Dragoness

I really need to stop watching the reviews of movies based on books I've read, cause they just make me really angry. In the BOOK they explained all about the dust and daemons much more clearly and interestingly.

19 giorni fa
Gold Leader
Gold Leader

I love this book.

19 giorni fa
Ava Penguin
Ava Penguin

What I also don't get is why Pan didn't just shift into a fly and fly between the gap in their cages? I mean we've seen him as all sorts of animals so.... :')

19 giorni fa
rpj85
rpj85

The director said that the “catholic church” is to blame for no sequels... not box office money ... 😭I loved this movie ... loved the visuals of it .. with they had finished

19 giorni fa
Wyvern Wolfe
Wyvern Wolfe

I thought I was the only one who was more interested in seeing the Daniel Craig and Kristen Scott Thomas-voiced jaguar. Like COME ON. Fucking powerduo.

19 giorni fa
Papita Gaming Channel
Papita Gaming Channel

5:16 oh wow..my childhood just improved!

19 giorni fa
ThlayliOfTheLeaves
ThlayliOfTheLeaves

I thought I enjoyed the books, but come to think of it I can't remember anything about them.

19 giorni fa
Neil Griffiths
Neil Griffiths

So - it made around $200 million, net - but was still a failure? I loved it, Rotten Tomatoes, not so much - so that was it.

19 giorni fa
PoeticPotato
PoeticPotato

Honestly? I loved the movie, and the books. Sure, the movie deviated here and there, but it was the most beautiful movie I had seen when it first came out, and I feel like independentally it was quite good. As long as you see them as separate things, and stop comparing the movie to the book(s), its fine ahaha!

20 giorni fa
Gamer_ Grill
Gamer_ Grill

The book was so interesting but this movie was so botched

20 giorni fa
Simon Janevic
Simon Janevic

The 2007 CGI has not aged well.

20 giorni fa
Imaproshaman
Imaproshaman

Okay good video, but man, the book is and very interesting and well written with how it does the multiuniverse stuff honestly. It's just a well written fantastic read. I'd highly recommend. Kinda hard to understand at parts though.

20 giorni fa
Fatima Mustafa
Fatima Mustafa

Daemons reflect your personality

20 giorni fa
Sodaholic
Sodaholic

When humans mate the demons do the same

20 giorni fa
Pixies Ostrich Duster
Pixies Ostrich Duster

the fuck is the point of this movie tho

20 giorni fa
toni kitty24
toni kitty24

I read the book this movie was based on- Northern Lights. I loved the novel!!!!!

20 giorni fa
MightyBiffer
MightyBiffer

This movie only had one sin.  The sequels where missing.

21 giorno fa
Sushi Time
Sushi Time

This has to be one of your best crack-downs ever, and boy oh boy did this turd have it coming. :D Please stick to nailing bad movies! And speaking of that, there is a francise outrider that needs a good smacking. Something about going solo, I think...

21 giorno fa
Rita Ionides
Rita Ionides

as much as I enjoy the commentary... read the book, okay? sheesh. all this exposition would be clear, plus why would you watch a movie without reading its book in the first place?

21 giorno fa
EremikaHaven
EremikaHaven

My main problem apart from it ripping off Narnia was the fact we didn't even get to see the badass polar bear until the end, even though he takes up most of the poster.

21 giorno fa
Nuigi 12
Nuigi 12

I forgot this movie exsisted holy shit-

21 giorno fa
giseerouchon
giseerouchon

But the 'Golden Compass' thing annoyed me, because a) It's not, and b) It's just not. 'Like a Compass' does not mean 'A Compass'. And neither is it golden. That's unnecessary dumbing down before we've even started.

21 giorno fa
giseerouchon
giseerouchon

Probably you should just read the books- answer a few of your own questions.

21 giorno fa
Jerry Kendall
Jerry Kendall

Shouldn't have to read a book to enjoy the movies E.G. Harry potter, LOTR, hobbit trilogy, if a movie doesn't explain well enough it's universe it's doing something wrong

15 giorni fa
Duminic The Dumb
Duminic The Dumb

I saw this when I was like 8. I thought it was a dream

22 giorni fa
Syed Asad
Syed Asad

standards on this channel have gone down the shitter.

22 giorni fa
douts88
douts88

Really love the books but hated this film because they fucked it up so much. The casting however, was spot on.

22 giorni fa
Duke
Duke

When ever i'm like hey that movie looks pretty cool, I watch a CinemaSins video on it then I'm like... yeah actually nevermind

22 giorni fa
Steven Chabot
Steven Chabot

Throw this film in the oh-god-what-have-they-done pile of movie adaptations of incredible books along with Eragon and Ender's Game

22 giorni fa
Kae
Kae

But... Northern Lights came out 2 years before the first Harry Potter book...

22 giorni fa
Mr Samaritan
Mr Samaritan

No sequels were made because the His Dark Materials book series (of which The Golden Compass is the first) features the sexualization of children and has strong anti-religious/anti-marriage themes in it. Keep that in mind as you read all the comments were people say these books are "classics" and how they "loved them when they were kids" and it will made your skin crawl. These book are infamous and with good reason, that's why no other movies were made. An excellent article about the breakdowns of Philip Pullman's unhealthy views regarding children can be found here: https://catholicexchange.com/the-golden-compass-sexualizing-children-in-the-world-of-his-dark-materials (and no, I'm not Catholic, this just happens to be where this article is hosted).

22 giorni fa
Dondog
Dondog

Why did they even make this movie? the second book had bloody gay angels, the Catholics already made such a fuss about the first movies anti religious content, never letting gay angels through.

22 giorni fa
Jonah Henrickson
Jonah Henrickson

Another one bites the “Dust” 😆

22 giorni fa
Jim Jones
Jim  Jones

The fucking dust that's what pissed me off

22 giorni fa
Jim Jones
Jim  Jones

Worst movie I ever paid to watch my friend and I asked for money back got to see Another movie for free.

22 giorni fa
TheCumberCoIlective
TheCumberCoIlective

Hey Netflix after you (hopefully) fix ATLA can you fix The Golden Compass/His Dark Materials? Thanks

23 giorni fa
Luyanda Buthelezi
Luyanda Buthelezi

Everything wrong with The Nun

23 giorni fa
Mirna Xavier
Mirna Xavier

The film was nice to introduce people to the books, that are DIVINE. Everything is well explained and nicely done (at least MUCH MORE THAN THE BOOK) and is, in my humble opinion, a great trilogy that i recommend to anyone

23 giorni fa
Batata Mama
Batata Mama

WHOA WHOA WHOA, WAIT!!! I THOUGHT I DREAMT THIS MOVIE AS A KID-- WTF?!?!?! Every time id try describe it, no one would have a clue about it and would tell me I must've dreamt it.. my braaaainnnn Q_Q

23 giorni fa
Glenn Sugden
Glenn Sugden

Tennessee?! ..pfft.. .. “Clan-king of go f*ck yourself.” Redeemed. 😋

23 giorni fa
Gwellaouen1
Gwellaouen1

The Polar Bear always make me think about League of Legends and vice versa when I was playing. ^^

23 giorni fa
Michael Mello
Michael Mello

I watched this movie two years ago, but while watching this, half the time I couldn’t remember the scene he was talking about. That’s how forgettable this movie is.

23 giorni fa
Nate W Thibodeau
Nate W Thibodeau

Read the books...or at least the Wikipedia page on the movie and on Demons of the lore....that answers all ur questions. FYI...the movie us heavily modified version of the first book.

23 giorni fa
Laura Lomeli
Laura Lomeli

I watched this movie when I was a child, and I honestly didn't know what the fuck was going on, but I loved it. It's a shame that there's not going to be any sequels, I guess I should read the books instead.

23 giorni fa
Blucham
Blucham

Sins crucial world-establishing exposition. ALSO sins slew of pointless questions left unanswered even though they have no bearing on the story. 🤔 Pick a road dude!

23 giorni fa
Hazbin Da Spider Entertainment
Hazbin Da Spider Entertainment

The only thing i remember about this movie is the polar bears

23 giorni fa
Blanche's Lesbian Lover
Blanche's Lesbian Lover

REPEAT AFTER ME: I. SHOULD. NOT. HAVE. TO. READ. A. FUCKING. BOOK. TO. WATCH. A. MOVIE.

23 giorni fa
Blanche's Lesbian Lover
Blanche's Lesbian Lover

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I adore this movie...lol. Be gentle, @cinemasins...please be gentle... lol

23 giorni fa
FaerieStar
FaerieStar

Glad to see I wasn't the only one confused by the end of this movie lol.

23 giorni fa
Impossible eatable
Impossible eatable

This film is so much worse than the book

23 giorni fa
Emanuela Gabriela
Emanuela Gabriela

The biggest sin is that this movie doesn't have a part 2 😂

24 giorni fa
Robert Mcintire
Robert Mcintire

Book was boring...

24 giorni fa
CogitoErgoCogitoSum
CogitoErgoCogitoSum

Down thumb. Just for spewing your leftist politics.

24 giorni fa
Alaskangamer 907
Alaskangamer 907

Fuck yeah i have been trying to find this movie for 7 years. Gawd damn thanks cinema sins

24 giorni fa

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